Monday, October 13, 2008

First day of School. is like. sooo..
Boring. Not fun and i cant think of any other words to add to the *Excitement* i have right now

So yeah.
Finished school and wanted to go Kopitiam get me something to eat.
Then i saw.
Ta dumm.
Hazwan, Kimberly and Vivian.




Made some Jokes.
Had some Fun
I miss my secondary school.
After seeing so many blogs having pictures of Secondary school friends
happy together after their Graduation Night.
I feel. so.. Sad.
i miss those days.

I somehow also realised something.
As BAD as the name and reputation of Regent Secondary is or the Cut off point of Express going into Regent is.

I have to say.. or at least it's my Batch .
that the school. as Crap as it is.
Has Left us all with the *Intelligence*,*Capabilties* and the abilty to be someone.
As Sarcastic as this sounds.
It's not at all.
I mean it.

I see Potential in Everyone.
I guess the Only thing Regent sucks at doing is unlocking those potentials

Oh well.
Anyways.. here are some Err. Pic of My Cute/lovable/angmoh/sexy and handsome Nephew and his family and my eldest sis .

Friday, October 10, 2008

WARNING.. THIS POST IS EXTREMELY PICTURE HEAVY AND WORD HEAVY ALSO
AFTER 5 MINUTES IF ALL THE PICTURES DOSENT SHOW UP
TAKE A HAMMER, SMASH THE KEYBOARD THEN THE SCREEN AND THROW IT OUT
AND BUY A NEW ONE!

Back From OBS.
OMG.. it was soooooooo FUN MAN.. it's really one of those ONE in a lifetime experience. i'm so glad i went there..i Went for the Marine Cutter Course which was actually in simple Words Sailing. Because i cant Show u pictures to describe the day so i'll just say it out in this blog. of course got picture la.. but then is jus the Return journey and going there the journey


DAY 1
Packed stuff and went to NP there. started out the day. by wearing my Shorts on the Wrong side and only realising it when i was about to board the bus. LOL.
Stupid me.
Then later we got to Punggol jetty and waited for the people at there.. wah low eh.. all there liao then Yauming late.. never even help me buy breakfast .. Sien..
Luckily.. Elisa bought Curry puff for his class and then i Kapoh Raziff's Currypuff lol.
took the Tugboat to Ubin while our Class Mentor Mr Wee then Pungseh us.. Lol.
On board. we all casually shared that if it wasnt for the 500 dollars that we had to pay if we were absent we probably wouldnt be there..
But it was too late.
we learnt that also the Entire OBS Camp that day Was used EXCLUSIVELY BY NGEEANN STUDENTS!! WOOO
then we were Seperated to 2 watches. A.K.A Nehru and Elisabeth i was in Nehru
We then Put our Stuff in our Bunks. Packed out Bags and got Introduced to each other and Broke the *Ice*
THEN FIRST thing we went Climbing the Double Log Climb which i admit. without team work it's really really Hard.
Funny thing is. now i'm very worried in the future if i go climbing. Because.
The belayers who Belayed me while climbing. When i Jumped down.
my Weight Carried the guy up!!! LOL.. infact make that 3 guys.
So.. next time yah.. Haha.

After that We recieved our rations where we packed them into Almost waterproof Bins for Tomrrow.
Because.

DAY 2.
WE START SAILING!!!! this is *Something* like what i Sailed on


So Yeah. We loaded all the Supplies. A,K,A 5 Big Bins full of Supplies and rations. 4 20litre Jerry cans and about 15 Bottles of 2 Litre all Filled to the Brim with water.
Along with 16 other People along with the Life jacket that they are wearing. so..
We are Quite heavy Lol.
And it's not Like Star Cruise. the Ship is about the Size of maybe A Busstop and i'm not joking it's really Cramped.
so we started by Learning how to Rig and tying the Ropes together. Learning to Hoist the Ghyph Sail, the Misen Sail and the Main sail aand along with the Sheets
and then Everyone took their Station
Then Due to my *Natural* and *Instinctual* Leadership abilities i took up the position as the Captain.


OMG. ****ING SHIT ASS F**KER MUMMYF***ER CH** B*I F*CK LOL.
at first. the only thing i as the captain knew was that Port is Left and Starboard is Right.
I had no idea of those Advanced Sailing terms like Captain Please Get out of Iron and move to Beam Ridge and then to close haul.
Captain you are pointing too much. u are gonna drift into Iron Soon
and Blah Blah Blah.

and as if the Term Luck comes in threes and luck only comes into 2.
I just only knew where to go and where to turn
WHEN THEN INFRONT OF ME WAS A THUNDERSTORM.
OMG. captaining a ship in a thunderstorm is HORRIBLE SHIT.. i ALMOST made history by ALMOST capsizing the Cutter during the Storm in the Choppy Sea.
the ship was about erm.. 70 degrees... like The people on board Clinged on to the Starboard railing like for their lifes *Literally*
Luckily we didnt capsize and managed to move on to campsite 2 where then we camped at Palau Ubin Campsite 2 where acutally it is just a ermm..
Dirt Floor with Rocks. and The Sea as the Toilet
Everyone was *Distressed* about sailing in the Cutter and Some even had fear of going Back into the Cutter Lol.

So we set Up Tents and a Basha and Luckily God or whoever controls the weather was nice enough to Not let it Rain like Crazy at night to dampen the Mood.
So we ate Maggie Mee and Slept. and i woke up at 3 for Night Sentry Duty.. GODDAMN..
there were like SO MANY ANTS LOR.. NABEH.. THEN I SAT AND SLEPT ON ROCKS AND CAUSE ME NOW MY ASS GOT RASHES!!!!!
Somemore 3am in the Morning At the Sea there the Kelong got people over there got Karaoke Party Lol..
We heard songs from like Jason Mraz and LightHouse and ALOT more.

well then we woke up for.

DAY 3. this is when the Real Fun started
We had the Morning Circle where Our Instructor LJ shared his Feelings with us on our First day when we started till now.
It wasnt Really Nice comments but i'm gald at least he didnt made it sound Worse.

At least the weather was nice. but not my stomach
so i Did Big and Small Business in the sea for Today and the rest of the 2 days until i reached *Civilisation* Lol.
I admit. it's a totally Interesting Thing to Pee and Shit in the Sea as Disgusting as it sounds.. but hey, even some of the girls enjoyed it Lol
As the weather was Seemingly Nice in the Morning we went to do something Traditional for all OBS cutter Sailors which was to do a Morning Dip.
We Wore our LifeJackets and Jumped into the Sea
We swam Around and Kissed the Extremely DIRTY bow of the Cutter as it is said to bring Good Luck and Weather.
Other than that we had Breakfast and later Lunch out in the Cutter and then at about 2 to 5 pm came the Most Funniest Experience Ever!!! LOL..

it started to RAIN SUPER HEAVILY and there were powerful torrential Winds more Powerful than those i experienced in Day 2.
It made the cutter Move REALLY REALLY REALLY FAST.
It's like OMGi'm experiencing one of those One in a Lifetime Experience in a Sailboat in a ACTUAL BIG STORM complete with Heavy Rain, Thunder , Super choppy Waves and Water Splashing into the Deck of the Cutter
However the excitement was shortlived.
well. for me and the Main sail crew at least. Lol.
ermm. if i'm not wrong. about errrr only 6 of the 15 Crew required to Operate the Cutter was Awake
In the Middle of the Storm, i was Wearing my Poncho and the Pitter Patter of the Rain on the Poncho made me go SNOOOOOREEE ZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZ lol for about 2 hours and when i woke up the Storm was over and Oh.. we reached campsite 3 A.K.A Sembawang Beach lol.

then came a Surprise.
Our Mentor MR Wee came!!!
We then Cooked Dinner for him which was actually Just Rice along with Canned Curry Chicken. It was Nice while Eating we Chitchatted about the Small Stuff here and there.
He asked us about the Experience and Stuff

then later we went back to The cutter by the Baby Avon or as Most people if they they see it will probably describe it as a Dinghy.
we Squeezed all the Girls on board while they changed Clothes there.
the Guys were on Shore on the Baby Avon waiting for hem to change finish.
During that. we started to Bond.
How?? How else la.. Rasict sexist Disgusting Jokes only Guys can Share with each other Openly .

Also when i mentioned *Campsite* 3 maybe i should say it wasnt really on Land.
Because That day, We Slept on the Cutter!!! Yes!! all 16 members of the Crew along with the Instructor LJ in that Small Ship the size of like. a normal Bustop.
So yea. It was UnCOMFORTABLE.. REALLY UNCOMFORTABLE LA NABEH!!!! CBF. this caused me to have Abrasion inbetween my Thighs near the Groin.

Day 4.
Started the day by looking at the Beautiful Sunset and then in the Hot Hot Hot 10 am sun
we did our Morning Dip and the Visit to the errr. Toilet A.K.A the Sea while we are in the Sea. the Water was SO DAMN COLD and being SunBurnt and in the Hot morning Sun... the Extremely Cold water is a really Welcoming Experience along with the Burning Hot Pee. Lol.

then we started to Row because if u have Common sense u would know there really isint Alot of wind in the Morning or sometimes none at all.
When Rowing we Sang Alot of Songs.
No not the Campfire type of songs.
It was songs like * Powerpuff girls!* * Pokemon * *SpongeBobSquarePants * and *Batman* and like all those Kiddy Kiddy songs which while Singing and rowing it actually Kills the Time and We enjoyed it.

in the Afternoon Where the sun was at It's Hottest Probably.
Again. Kissing the Dirty ship helped because it was Rainy which Beats Hot buring sun anyday. it's Like Picking Dehydration and Sunburn or Peunomia and Cold.. so yeah
we picked the Latter.

On board of the Ship then came one of the few Most Fun moments i had for the Camp which was the SUPER trash Talk.
Talks about Gays, Porn, NUS girls and More more Rasict Stupid Sexist Jokes.
An example is about NUS girls and how *Horny* most of them say they are.
another one is about when one of the Crew went to a Motel and walked past a room with the Door Open and apparently there was a NUS couple in there Doing *Stuff* and then suddenly the guy Moaned * Jiao Wo Huang Shang!!* which translated to English means CALL ME EMPEROR!!! lol. we hear this we all Laugh n Laugh n Laugh.
then later we talked about FleshLights, Jackrabbits, Condoms, Vibrators and then as Guys and This times Proabably Very Innocent or very Horny Girls Exchanged Porn Websites and their Experiences and stuff like about G-spots and alot of Extremely Explicit Stuff but DAMN funny to hear.

then we Finally.
After 2 1/2 days in the Sea.
WE FINALLY REACHED CIVILISATION!! OMG.. COOL FRESH WATER for a change!!!! well.. Fresh at least. but the Using the Hose and Spraying from Head to toe and especially into the Underwear is a Very Cooling Feeling.

After that a HOT MEAL!! accomapanied by a Cool Drink which u could for Once u FELT the Cold water slit down your Throat into the stomach. Woo!!
P.S.
If u go to OBS. u probably will Gain weight.
Because.
I think i ate More at OBS then what i ate as usual Lol!!

well. at night we went for the Night walk or should i call it the *Night Crawl* because about 8 to 10 pm in Pitch Black Darkness. we moved 2 Kilometers into the Deep Forests of Palau Ubin
then we were asked to go through this Patch of Darkness in our Own.
so he lead them One by One.
i thought to myself.
Aiyo.. Nabeh.. need walk Further ah.. Wahlow eh.. 2 Kilometer liao still need walk again.

then it was my turn. to my shock we went to something that looked like a Drainage pipe and asked me to go in. IT WAS COMPLETE DARKNESS + CRAMPED UP + well.. atleast it felt Cooling Lol.
i Crawled Through a Tunnel for about 10 mintues i was Like OMG.. SHIT the tunnel is getting Smaller. can i surely Squeeze Through anot.
Lol i inside can Still Curse my Instructor LJ if i Die or get Stuck inside i'll Haunt him Forever!!

after what seemed like.. err 5 Minutes my Head Langa with a Wall. Lol. it was a Dead end i was like SHIT FUCK!!!!!!!!! NOOOOOOOOOOO then Pop. my instuctor above me Opened a Hatch and i could see his Face and the Moon.

also. i saw Many stars that day
One is Orion and Another is well. A shooting Star. Miraculously.
my Wish for that star is the Same as the Commitment i shouted when u did the Jump of honour today which will be Elaborated Later.. ok? now focus on Night walk in tunnel.

after that went back to sleep in the Bunks
Ahh bless the Invention of the Bed.
Compared to the Rocks and dirt on the floor and the Deck of the Cutter.
It was like Heaven.
the Only things were that my butt rashes were Killing me and also the Abrasion at my Thigh HURT like HELL!

Oh yea. i almost forgot. WE DINED IN HELL!!! A.K.A we had a Bondage Dinner!! Lol
In simple words. our instructors gave us a challenge
and that was to eat out Dinners while our hands were Tied down to each other.
it was like WTF!!!! but we managed

DAY 5. A.K.A today
5 days of Fun adventure and Discovery Ended like this.
Well. it was Enjoyable while it lasted.
so yeah. woke up for Morning PT which was actually not very very errr.. Strenous Lol.
it was Just very Stupid games which we all jus ran around Silly chasing everybody and knocking each other, greeting each other stupid and silly ways.
then Breakfast and then finally
the Only Activity of the day.
THE JUMP OF HONOUR!
which required a person to climb to atop a Log where Thou Hang on for his life while the Belayer Gets Ready.
When Thou Ar ready ah. the Person Must Shout His LifetimeCommitment that he Plans to do in the Future and then JUMP for the Pole
It's actually very scary but once u did it u probably want to try it again.
My commitment was to Grow up. take care of my Friends and most Importantly my Family Members.
i Treasure the People around me who Help me Advise me
As Ironical as why after Reading Zira's Blog after writing this Extremely Long Post which is just Halfway By the Way lol.
she said about me having said once. P.S i dun remember saying it Lol. *Gold-fish memory* that treasure those thatare around u. if they do. u should too. if u dont try your best . if they still dont. why bother knowing them.

saying that, that was something like what my Instructor had in his last Finaly parting words. we all had a string attached to a finger and Passed around until it was like a Spider web and then Later. he gave a Speech Somewhere Around these lines while he Cut our Web
* During these 5 days u have Bonded and sometimes Really Bonded by Ropes/Sheets u have learnt to work Side by Side not the Best in the World. Not the Best in OBS ever but the Best that u have all tried using your Hearts to pour Out to be.
all of u say that u will keep in contact forever and ever but proabbly 2 weeks u would have forgotten each other.
But That is Nature. we must Live our Own lives to out Full Will.
Attached to your Hand is the Remnants of the String that u help Made for th past 5days
Yes it may be a simple String but then Forever May u not forget the Experience and Learnings u had here and may u spread them aorund your world where it is Cruel and Hard.*
after that we all went to the jetty and CAMWHORED!! well..
this are the Photos of the Other Watch Elisabeth.
I think the guy in my watch who has the pictures is drawing Z Z Z in the Sky right now so.. this are part of the Ngee Ann Crew who Survived OBS.
Courtesy of Izam who sent me the Pics and Elisa's Cam







GAY COUPLE BELOW!









More Photos of my Watch Tomorrow or when David sends me them When?? i duno Lol.
Also because i'm extremely Tired.
I'll give u all Pics of my Sexy, Cute and Lovable Nephew Tomorrow also when my muscles or whats left of them arent Crying. Lol
Nights all

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Name: Vincent Liam Yun Sheng A.K.A Tiny
Age: Seventeen
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